Wednesday 7 September 2011

RANT: Thank Fuck I Didn't!!

OK, I'm definitely back and I've gotta get something off my chest. You guys definitely need to hear this!!
Treasure Island Media - What I Can't See, is FUCKING BAD!!
I'm not just taking, Bad Porn Bad..
I know that it's an old movie, one of the movies that paved the way for BAREBACK PORN and I'm grateful for that. But I watched 2o minutes of it and I wish I could get them back.
Issues:
The Bottom must have an Ass like the Grand Canyon, he hardly moans and he never talks. Not 1 utterance of "FUCK ME".
It takes 5 minutes before anybody starts to fuck the bottom, it's supposed to be a Gang Bang. He should be being fucked a lot sooner than that.
When somebody does start fucking the bottom, the camera is still very focused on the cock that's being sucked. When somebody is being fucked, especially bareback, the cock that's doing the fucking is the cock that I wanna see.
Finally, what's with removing the small amount of vocality, in favour of that fucking crappy music. I hate music in porn, I'd rather hear the soundtrack that the guys are providing. But I especially hate it when the music, takes the place of the sounds of Fucking!!
THANK FUCK I DIDN'T BUY IT!!!